Operation Geek Babe

Operation Geek Babe, also can be referred to as "The Great Nerd Beautification Movement."

Context: 
I've always been kind of an ugly duckling.  Guys have had crushes on me, but they were always really socially inept and didn't really know what they were doing.  I've never felt compelled to wear really hot, "in-style" clothes because they were expensive and sometimes didn't really look all that good on people who weren't supermodel skinny.  Plus I was more interested in being super smart so I could get into a good high school and thus a good college.  But now I'm in college, and I am smart, like really smart, and I'm kind of tired of people implying that I'm fat and ugly.  My BMI is on the later half of "normal weight", borderline overweight, and it's really bothering the heck out of me.  My skin has finally cleared up after four years of blemished torture in high school, and I have free access to a pretty durn good gym at my uni apartment.  So next semester, aka USC Spring 2011, so begins Operation Geek Babe, which is also known as The Great Nerd Beautification Movement.

Procedures: 
- Go to the gym almost daily after class, lose 10-20 lbs. Also along this line, watch how much I eat of what I eat.  So in order of priority, how much comes before what.  Like I'd rather eat 1 slice of quiche than 3 bowls of green peas.  Man I hate green peas. 
- Wear makeup more often.  Note to self: Makeup Forever Aqua Eyes Pencil Eyeliner in Black actually kind of works. 
- Get braces again so teeth are straight and wear the retainer this time.  Bum bum BUM.  
- Do hair more often so it's not lumpy. 
- Wear sun screen so skin doesn't turn into a tanned mess in the hot sun. 
- Wear geeky shirts with pride and look hot in them because t-shirts don't have to be frumpy.  YUS. 

Hypothesis: 
I hypothesize that if I do all of the above, or most of the above....all the important parts of above, I will gain more confidence which will translate into higher performance in school (and hopefully a GPA of HIGHER than a straight, flat 3.50 this semester....) and more chances employment and internships in stuff so my parents stop implying that I'm a lazy, privileged failure. 

Operation Geek Babe will commence on January 10, 2011, which is the first day of the Spring 2011 semester. 

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