The First Amendment of 2011

Nobody ever notices leprechaun Yoda in the background.  

As acting chairwoman of my own life, I hereby decree that I just rejected someone and sort of maybe explained why I never reciprocated intimacy.  Yesterday. 

Only 5 days into the new year, too.  See, the thing is...if someone else had been there, like I'd been planning, then it probably wouldn't have happened, and the whole thing would've fazed out eventually, sputtering out like a pathetic candle.  But alas no...nobody was there but him and me...and eventually we got to talking about our Situation and what exactly was our Situation? I'm pretty much celibate, is what I said.  By choice, I added.  That probably put him off.  Either he thought I was a freak or he realized that I was indirectly rebuffing, which I actually didn't intend to do....
Did I just reject someone without meaning to?
Probs.
But no. 

It all works out in the end anyway...I had a dream that he broke up with me because I was fat, and that would always plague me.  Ha. Ha. Ha.